Announcing a new loyalty program for our customers

It's not up for debate - nobody loves our customers more than we do. To commemorate this, we are announcing a new loyalty program. The terms are as follows:

Bronze tier: Buy 10, get 10% off your next purchase!

Silver tier: Buy 2, get 1 half off.

Gold tier: Buy 1, get 1 free.

Platinum tier: Buy 1, get the rest of our inventory free.

Everyone starts in Bronze tier and you can't advance tiers.